{"product_id":"i-cant-hear-you-im-quilting-wall-clock-funny-quilter-gift","title":"I Can't Hear You I'm Quilting Wall Clock – Funny Quilter Gift","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eWhite Base\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eBlack Base\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eWooden Base\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Thickness, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Bring a cozy stitch-of-time to your sewing room with this charming wall clock. The playful, quilt-patch letters read “I CAN’T HEAR YOU I’M QUILTING,” adding a warm, humorous touch that feels like a friendly nudge to keep interruptions to a minimum. The wooden frame and bright, printed face evoke a handmade, vintage patchwork vibe — as if the clock itself were sewn from favorite scraps. Hang it above your cutting table or near your favorite sewing chair and let it quietly keep time while you focus on seams, patterns, and slow, satisfying progress. The silent mechanism means ticking won’t interrupt your concentration or midday naps, and the pre-installed hook makes it easy to place where it matters most.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural wood, black, or white frames with matching hands\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-installed backside hook for quick, level hanging\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, high-definition print with bright, intense colors\u003cbr\u003e- Durable construction: wood frame, plexiglass face, metal mechanism\u003cbr\u003e- Silent AA-powered mechanism (1 AA battery not included) — indoor use, 10\" x 10\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Wooden Base \/ Black \/ 10\"","offer_id":49139361480842,"sku":"29114442873944967006","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wooden Base \/ White \/ 10\"","offer_id":49139361513610,"sku":"14687139665904228225","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/3295\/5786\/files\/20260506203459-1f1498b0-d4d6-6442-8179-7e9be7223087.png?v=1780360493","url":"https:\/\/tarpaperhaven.com\/products\/i-cant-hear-you-im-quilting-wall-clock-funny-quilter-gift","provider":"Tarpaperhaven","version":"1.0","type":"link"}