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The vintage-style design centers on a defiant rooster and distressed lettering that reads a cheeky, no-nonsense message — a look that reads like an inside joke among friends. Wear it on casual days at home, out with the crew, or layered under a jacket for relaxed weekends. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably, the ribbed crew neck stays true after repeated wear, and the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck irritation-free. 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