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                        1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A soft, vintage-feeling tee with a wry sense of humor. The faded rose fabric carries a muted, lived-in look while the front print — a rustic chicken illustration and the headline “I SURVIVED ANOTHER FAMILY MEETING” — reads like a small, private joke. It sits casually on the body with a regular fit and midweight drape, so it layers easily under jackets or wears alone. This shirt settles into the everyday: wear it to low-key family gatherings, road trips, or lazy weekends when you want something comfortable that also sparks a smile and a knowing nod from people who get the joke.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% preshrunk, combed, ring-spun cotton for softness and minimal shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) — holds print while remaining breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and a consistent neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams provide structure and longer-lasting fit\u003cbr\u003e- Regular fit with sewn-in label for comfortable, everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Faded Blue \/ S","offer_id":49528939643018,"sku":"68634325126108712019","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Dust \/ S","offer_id":49528939675786,"sku":"23997336980525404587","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Mustard \/ S","offer_id":49528939708554,"sku":"97255188300391939136","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Rose \/ S","offer_id":49528939741322,"sku":"11360911836654277163","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Black \/ M","offer_id":49528939774090,"sku":"26277611521918785993","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Blue \/ M","offer_id":49528939806858,"sku":"29489492435248131848","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Dust \/ M","offer_id":49528939839626,"sku":"30604777374007091192","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Mustard \/ M","offer_id":49528939872394,"sku":"12284394865180687502","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Rose \/ M","offer_id":49528939905162,"sku":"17693735862697063248","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Blue \/ L","offer_id":49528939937930,"sku":"10593296651714853802","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Dust \/ L","offer_id":49528939970698,"sku":"31459818764658832336","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Rose \/ L","offer_id":49528940003466,"sku":"29648024107061793238","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49528940036234,"sku":"91878324737390052656","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Dust \/ XL","offer_id":49528940069002,"sku":"94874189894917695523","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Rose \/ XL","offer_id":49528940101770,"sku":"23818889168508168723","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49528940134538,"sku":"27104060336292472065","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Dust \/ 2XL","offer_id":49528940167306,"sku":"13878363487762218736","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Faded Rose \/ 2XL","offer_id":49528940200074,"sku":"28412542339671494703","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/3295\/5786\/files\/8828632318910553417_2048.jpg?v=1781132144","url":"https:\/\/tarpaperhaven.com\/products\/t-shirt-i-survived-another-family-meeting-vintage-chicken-humor-tee","provider":"Tarpaperhaven","version":"1.0","type":"link"}