{"product_id":"tank-top-he-joked-on-you-he-knew-what-he-was-getting-funny-womens-performance-tank","title":"Tank Top - \"The Jokes On You, He Knew What He Was Getting\" Funny Women's Performance Tank","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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Bust, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 15.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 2.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 0.67 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 0.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 0.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 0.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 0.91 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 0.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 0.93 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Light, breathable, and made to move — this performance tank brings bold attitude to every sunny day. The racerback silhouette lets your shoulders breathe while the colorful, playful lettering on the front reads like a confident callout: bright pinks and aqua pops layered over distressed type for a lived-in, cheeky look. Wear it to long runs, backyard barbecues, or layered under a favorite flannel when the evening cools. The fabric wicks sweat and dries fast, and the UPF 50 rating gives reliable sun defense when you’re out training or chasing summer plans. Soft self-fabric binding at the neckline and armholes keeps rubbing to a minimum, and the removable tag means nothing gets in the way of comfort. This tank fits into an active, outspoken life — for those who move hard, laugh louder, and want gear that stands up to both sun and sweat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- UPF 50 sun protection to shield skin during outdoor activities\u003cbr\u003e- Dry Zone moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool and dry\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 3.8 oz 100% polyester for quick drying and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Removable tag for added comfort and easy relabeling\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric binding at scoop neckline and armholes for a smooth fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Jet Black","offer_id":49825593688202,"sku":"21424312591060914932","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Red","offer_id":49825593720970,"sku":"14583973428887121722","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ True Navy","offer_id":49825593753738,"sku":"16255393720899454758","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Jet Black","offer_id":49825593786506,"sku":"19513391852425918868","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":49825593819274,"sku":"92439774807027932763","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ True Navy","offer_id":49825593852042,"sku":"14958931078692554220","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Jet Black","offer_id":49825593884810,"sku":"11809755780552562661","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":49825593917578,"sku":"22360392539845109530","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ True Navy","offer_id":49825593950346,"sku":"11633587332249309115","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Jet Black","offer_id":49825593983114,"sku":"37057872567140436448","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":49825594015882,"sku":"28362192428319572941","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ True Navy","offer_id":49825594048650,"sku":"66649842614103781651","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Jet Black","offer_id":49825594081418,"sku":"27601442384219910652","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":49825594114186,"sku":"25638959330216962063","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ True Navy","offer_id":49825594146954,"sku":"83488952572134991192","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Jet Black","offer_id":49825594179722,"sku":"32769923473431642773","price":24.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Red","offer_id":49825594212490,"sku":"32752109726150958425","price":24.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ True Navy","offer_id":49825594245258,"sku":"14959432832364605807","price":24.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Jet Black","offer_id":49825594278026,"sku":"11860820170115293006","price":27.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":49825594310794,"sku":"18913937897228904833","price":27.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ True Navy","offer_id":49825594343562,"sku":"16108876038891342428","price":27.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Jet Black","offer_id":49825594376330,"sku":"61033015701567624889","price":27.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Red","offer_id":49825594409098,"sku":"27315839336461761427","price":27.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ True Navy","offer_id":49825594441866,"sku":"18122470000771758822","price":27.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/3295\/5786\/files\/20260731165052-1f18cfff-d999-676a-b8f3-2e01e2a132f8.png?v=1786032330","url":"https:\/\/tarpaperhaven.com\/products\/tank-top-he-joked-on-you-he-knew-what-he-was-getting-funny-womens-performance-tank","provider":"Tarpaperhaven","version":"1.0","type":"link"}